Run: 2026-04-24-01KQ0NQ2RGHKFNA8NMHMNZ6DPH

Molly crouched behind the hydrangeas, wearing a caterpillar costume that smelled faintly of attic and regret. Across the street, the Henderson house glowed with balloons, streamers, and the unmistakable shriek of sugared children. Bill unfolded a blueprint he had drawn on the back of a pizza menu, then held it upside down with professional confidence. Inside, a magician produced scarves from his sleeve while parents applauded with the dead eyes of the defeated. Near the fireplace, a mountain of presents shimmered in dinosaur paper and smug ribbons. “Cake first, loot second,” Molly whispered. Bill nodded gravely. “No, presents first. Cake distracts.” A golden retriever in a party hat spotted them and began wagging like a security alarm made of joy. Molly tossed it a sausage roll. The dog accepted the bribe and joined their criminal enterprise. Their plan was simple: enter as entertainers, perform one balloon animal, create confusion, evacuate gifts in a laundry cart labeled Extremely Boring Towels. Unfortunately, Bill’s balloon animal was a sword, his only trick, and the birthday boy immediately challenged him to a duel. Molly sighed, adjusted her antennae, and rolled the cart toward destiny, frosting, and probable community service.