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“Pass me the glitter glue, Bill. It’s integral.” “Molly, we’re casing a five-year-old’s unicorn rave, not crafting.” “Precisely. We infiltrate as the face-painting professionals. You’ll be Sparkles the Clown. I’ll be Pixie Molar, the Tooth Fairy’s edgy sister with a haversack for presents.” “A haversack? They’ll spot us. The piñata hasn’t even been beaten to a pulp yet and a shifty fairy is stuffing gift bags into a sack?” “That’s your contribution? Criticism? I’m wearing a tutu made of garbage bags, Bill. Commitment. We waltz in during the ‘Happy Birthday’ crescendo. The sonic boom of off-key warbling is our audio camouflage.” “Right, and then what? I pretend to tie a balloon animal and you start hoovering up LEGO sets?” “Don’t be drab. You’ll inflate a long, tragic poodle. The crowd weeps. I, meanwhile, will announce a Present Inspection Protocol. I’ll claim I have to check for ‘contraband broccoli’ and confiscate everything.” “And you think toddlers will buy that?” “Bill, their critical reasoning is mush. I’ll replace the haul with beautifully wrapped boxes of air. By the time they unwrap nothing, we’ll be sipping stolen juice boxes in the getaway minivan.” “The getaway minivan you’ve painted to look like a bouncy castle on wheels.” “You see? You do understand the poetry.”