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Molly spread the crinkled blueprint across the sticky tabletop of the diner, nudging a syrup caddy aside with her elbow. The paper was actually a placemat from a pizza arcade, but on it she’d sketched the floor plan of the Pumpernickel Palace party room in ballpoint pen, complete with bouncy castle perimeter and a crayon X marking the gift table. Bill squinted at the drawing, then at his partner. “Remind me why we need a platypus costume.” “Because all the party entertainers are woodland creatures. Squirrel, raccoon, very judgmental badger. You show up as a duck-billed oddity, parents think it’s ironic. Children are confused but accepting.” Molly tapped the X. “You’ll be the platypus. I’m the fairy who grants mediocre wishes.” Bill dragged a french fry through a puddle of ketchup in slow, contemplative circles. “What’s my motivation? As the platypus.” “Your motivation is silent, existential bewilderment. Works every time. You waddle in, hand out biodegradable glitter, and edge toward the present mound while I distract with a bubble show.” She produced a tiny plastic wand from her jacket pocket and blew a single, sad bubble that popped immediately. “Enchanting, right?” “They’re going to ask questions. What does the platypus do? What sound does it make?” “You make no sound. You’re a monotreme. You convey profound inner life through subtle ear twitches.” She demonstrated, twitching nothing but her eyebrows. “The loot’s in gift bags, Bill. Gift bags with tissue paper. Tissue paper is silent. It’s the gold standard of birthday heists.” Bill chewed solemnly. “And the bouncy castle?” “Gravity-based exit strategy. I’ve calculated that if you sprint across it at a forty-five-degree angle while cradling an armload of plush unicorns, the rebound will launch you through that window.” She pointed to a jagged oval she’d drawn near the fire exit. “The window is decal, not code-compliant. You’ll land in the ball pit outside.” “The ball pit is part of the same franchise?” “Adjacent. ‘Sir Bounce-a-Lot’s Kingdom.’ You’ll blend immediately among the screaming toddlers. I’ll rendezvous at the mini-golf windmill with the goods.” Molly slid a napkin across the table. On it, she’d written a schedule in purple marker: *Platypus entrance: 2:45. Bubble crisis: 3:00. Extraction: 3:10.* “Cake service starts at three. The servers will be singing. Nobody hears tissue paper during the birthday dirge.” Bill lifted the napkin. “You’ve misspelled ‘heist’ as ‘hurrah.’” “Mood is everything.” Molly leaned in, her fairy wings crinkling under her coat. “You know what the real prize is, Bill? It’s not the plastic junk inside those bags. It’s the cards. The envelopes full of cash and gift certificates that nobody reads aloud because little Braxlynn is already shredding wrapping paper. By the time the parents realize the cards vanished, we’ll be sipping milkshakes.” “Will I still have the bill?” “The bill stays on. It’s your signature. Now, are you in, or do I have to wish upon my own mediocre star?” She extended a hand dusted with cheap glitter. Bill sighed, ran a finger under the collar of his imagined costume, and shook it. Outside the diner window, a minivan plastered with balloon decals rumbled past, utterly unsuspecting.