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Bill thumbed the edge of the party invite like it was a winning lottery ticket. “You sure about this, Molly? Kids’ parties are… loud.” “Loud means distracted.” Molly adjusted the clown wig on her head, the red curls springing back like angry snakes. “We’re not robbing a bank, Bill. We’re robbing a bouncy castle.” “And the presents. You said presents.” “Obviously the presents. But we start with the castle. Get inside, blend in. I do balloon animals. You do face paint. We smile, we clap, we wait for the sugar crash.” Bill chewed his lip. “I don’t do face paint. Last time I tried a tiger, the kid looked like a chewed-up orange.” “Then do a dog. A simple dog. A nose, a dot, three whiskers. You can’t mess up a dog.” “I can. I drew a snail once. The mother cried.” Molly pinched the bridge of her nose, smearing the faux freckles she’d painted on. “Fine. You do the balloon animals. I’ll do faces. And you’re not making a sausage dog. You’re making a sword. Every kid wants a sword. Hand them a sword, they stop asking questions.” “What if they ask for a unicorn?” “Then you say the unicorn is hiding in the cake. They’ll believe you. They’re seven.” Bill shuffled his feet. The floor of their rented storage unit was cold concrete, covered in deflated pool toys and a suspicious stain. “And after the sugar crash? How do we get the presents out?” “We won’t be getting them out. The parents will.” Molly grinned, a little too wide. “I’ve got a script. During the piñata smash, I collapse. Fake seizure, very dramatic. Everyone panics. The mother runs for the phone. The father tries to catch the kid who just hit a unicorn with a stick. You, meanwhile, swap the gift bags.” “Swap them with what?” “With identical gift bags full of rocks and tissue paper. We grab the real ones from the trash bin out back after the party ends.” Bill squinted. “That’s… not terrible.” “Thank you.” “But what if the mother is a nurse?” Molly’s smile faltered. “A nurse?” “My sister’s a nurse. She’d see a fake seizure from across the room. She’d jab you with an EpiPen just to make sure.” Molly considered this. “Fine. You collapse. You do the dramatic fall. I’ll swap the bags.” “I don’t know how to fake a seizure.” “Just flop on the ground and shake. Kids love that. They’ll think it’s a dance.” Bill groaned. “And the bouncy castle? We’re really stealing a bouncy castle?” “Not the whole castle. Just the blower. The fan. Without it, the castle deflates. Everyone evacuates. Then I take the fan, sell it on eBay. Fifty bucks, easy.” “For a blower we risked a children’s party.” “It’s about the journey, Bill. The principle.” “The principle of stealing a blower from a unicorn-themed soiree?” Molly placed a hand on his shoulder. “We are professionals in a world that does not respect our craft. But a children’s party? It’s the perfect crime. Low security. High emotional payoff. And there’s cake.” Bill sighed. “I’m not eating that cake. It’s probably gluten-free.” “Then you’re missing out. Now help me practice my balloon rabbit.” She handed him a pump. He took it. “One condition. I get to keep the sword.” “Deal.”