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Molly squinted at the party invitation, her thumb smudging the cartoon unicorn. “Okay, Bill, say that again, but slower, like you’re explaining it to a golden retriever.” Bill shifted on the curb, flicking a cigarette butt into a storm drain. “We get in as the balloon animals. I’ve got the pump. You’ve got the squeaky voice.” “I don’t have a squeaky voice,” Molly said. “I have a voice that says, ‘I will cut you if you take the last pizza roll.’ That’s not a party voice.” “You do the ‘aww, look at the puppy’ face. That works.” “That face got us banned from a funeral, Bill.” “Different context. Kids love weird aunties.” Molly dropped the invitation onto the pile of parking tickets between them. “Let me get this straight. We’re going to a seven-year-old’s birthday party at Bouncy Castle Kingdom. We are going to pretend to be the hired entertainment. We are going to make balloon poodles until the presents pile up by the cake table. Then we grab the sack and run through the emergency exit that triggers an alarm.” “We’ll be wearing clown wigs. Security won’t recognize us.” “Security is a seventeen-year-old named Kevin who spends the shift on TikTok. He won’t recognize his own reflection.” Molly rubbed her temples. “What about the parents? There’ll be forty of them, all on high alert because someone already stole the goody bags last year.” “That was us.” “No, that was you. I was in the car.” “Fine. New plan. The magician at party four is a guy I know, Vinnie. He owes me twenty bucks. I’ll get him to do a trick that involves a fire extinguisher. Smoke cloud. We grab the presents, blend into the chaos.” Molly stared at him. “So the magician sprays CO2 at a room full of toddlers? You want a mass casualty event on our rap sheet?” “They’re resilient. Bounce back.” “I hate you.” “You love me. We’re a team.” Molly picked up the invitation again. There was a photo of a grinning child in a tiara. “Her name is Makenzleigh. With a ‘z’ and a silent ‘gh’. We are stealing from a child named Makenzleigh.” “Think of it as teaching her about the cruel reality of capitalism.” “You’re a terrible person.” “I’m an okay person who’s very good at being terrible.” Bill stood, brushing gravel off his cargo shorts. “Look. The party’s at three. We go in as Aunt Karen and Uncle Bob. You wear the floral dress with the shoulder pads. I’ll bring a fake baby. We stick the presents in the stroller. Easy.” “Where do you get a fake baby?” “I know a guy.” “Of course you do.” Molly folded the invitation and tucked it in her pocket. “Fine. But if this goes south, I’m tripping you and claiming I was a hostage.” “Deal. You bring the snacks.” “I’m not bringing snacks to a heist.” “It’s a party. You have to blend.” Bill grinned. “Plus, I’m hungry.” Molly sighed. The universe had chosen her partner, and the universe had a sick sense of humor. She’d need extra hiding spots in that shoulder-pad dress. And maybe a real snack, just in case.