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Molly squinted through binoculars at the bouncy castle quivering on the lawn. “Alright, walk me through the ingress again, but slower, and with more respect for my nerves.” Bill, crammed into a purple dinosaur costume, adjusted his foam tail with immense dignity. “We waddle in during the magic show. I’m the distraction, you’re the sack.” “I am a birthday clown,” Molly hissed, snapping a rainbow wig into place. “Not a sack. Sacks lack whimsy. Sacks can’t make a balloon poodle in under four seconds.” “Fine. You’re a whimsical sack with advanced canine-balloon proficiencies. Happy?” Bill’s headpiece squeaked as he nodded toward the gift table, a glorious mountain of shimmering paper. “The magician pulls a rabbit. Kids applaud. You feign a tragicomic custard-pie mishap near the presents. Chaos blooms.” “And during this blooming chaos?” “I, as a mournful prehistoric lizard, offer consoling, pre-pilfered juice boxes. I then ‘stumble’ into the pile, stuffing the big ones into my conveniently hollow underbelly cavity.” He patted his plush stomach. “You sweep the envelopes. We exfiltrate through the garden gate, weeping with fabricated joy.” Molly pocketed her squirting flower. “The weep-away. Classic. And if the clown already hired is the territorial type?” Bill cracked his costumed knuckles, producing a soft, plushy pop. “Then you challenge him to a squeaky-nose duel. We run. Failing that, I eat the cake.”