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Molly pressed the binoculars against the powdery remains of a donut. “The inflatable dragon has a puncture repair patch on its left buttock.” Bill squinted over her shoulder. “That’s actionable intelligence. Does it change the entry vector?” “It changes my respect for their event planning budget,” she said, licking sugar from her thumb. “We enter as the disgraced former entertainment. You’ll be Gloopboop the Clown.” “I’m morally opposed to floppy shoes,” he said. “Then be Gloopboop, the minimalist clown who lost his luggage. The presents are piled in the gazebo, guarded by a single exhausted face-painter and a man sweating through a Paw Patrol costume. What’s your honest assessment of his situational awareness?” Bill observed the mascot struggling to pick up a juice box with padded mitts. “I could perform open-heart surgery behind him and he’d just offer me a wet wipe.” “Perfect,” Molly said. “When I unleash the piñata of chaos, you snatch the big one wrapped in rainbow unicorns. It rattled.” “Heavy rattle or sad rattle?” he asked. “A promising, financial-future kind of rattle. Now go find your inner clown and suppress every human instinct except greed.”