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Molly adjusted her unicorn horn. Bill stuffed garbage bags into his elf tunic. Outside the minivan, a piñata swayed. "The toddlers are chaos," she said. Bill grunted, adjusting his bells. "Perfect cover." Their strategy was elegant stupidity: blend with the entertainers, locate the gift mound, and utilize the birthday boy’s tantrum. Molly had studied clown tutorials. Bill’s sole prep was stealing candy from a baby. “Remember,” she whispered, producing a glitter tube, “no sudden moves near the cake.” Bill replied, tightening his elf hat. “Candy beats greed every time, trust me.” The first shriek of a pop song sliced the air like a sugary siren. They exchanged a grim comedic glance, two apex predators disguised as party prey about to wade into a pastel battlefield of juice boxes and tiny fists. Molly checked her glitter; Bill hefted a sack of decoy presents filled with whoopee cushions. Their clown car of ambition was low on dignity but high on stolen helium. Beyond the bouncy castle, a piñata burst, a perfect golden distraction. They slipped from the minivan, fairy wings akimbo, elf shoes silent, ready to liberate the obscene mound of rainbow-wrapped loot and parental tears. One sticky fingerprint at a time.