Run: 2026-04-25-01KQ2ED9CMHX02N3PGXGWG54Q1

"Are you sure about this, Bill? It’s a five-year-old’s birthday party." "Positive. Jerry the Juggler has a five-minute break, and the parents will be chugging that cheap punch." "Grown adults getting tipsy on Hawaiian Punch is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. And we’re thieves." "This is a legal gray area, Molly. The gifts are technically unattended property." "Unattended property? The gift table is guarded by a unicorn piñata and a plate of soggy pizza." "Which is why we come dressed as the party entertainers." "We’re not impersonating clowns. I draw the line at face paint and a red nose." "No faces. Badges. We’re the ‘Official Present Inspectors.’ I printed laminated IDs." "You printed laminates? For a raid on a bouncy castle?" "The bounce castle is a tactical window. While Timmy’s bouncing, we bounce with the loot." "Timmy is five, Bill. He'll be devastated." "Timmy will have a valuable lesson in asset redistribution. And cake. He'll still have cake." "Fine. But I’m keeping the Easy-Bake Oven." "You hate baking." "I’ll learn. Out of spite for this entire caper."