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“Okay, so we waltz in, you distract the birthday kid, I grab the haul.” Molly adjusted her fake glasses. “Waltz? Molly, we’re crashing a six-year-old’s party, not a gala.” Bill tugged at his clown wig. “And you’re dressed like a librarian. Subtle.” “Librarians are invisible, Bill. No one questions a woman holding a clipboard. What’s your plan? Honk your nose and ask for a balloon animal?” “That’s genius. I’ll ask for a poodle. While the clown’s twisting, you vacuum the gift table.” “Vacuum? I’m not hauling a vacuum cleaner.” “Figure of speech! Grab the wrapping paper. Jeez. You think the parents will notice if we switch the Nintendo Switch for a box of crayons?” “They’ll notice when the kid cries. We need a decoy gift.” “Like what? A rock?” “Better. A signed photo of me.” “You don’t have a signed photo of you.” “I’ll print one. ‘To Timmy, keep dreaming – Molly the Gift Fairy.’ They’ll be so confused they’ll forget the presents.” Bill honked his nose. “I hate this plan.” “You said that about the bank job. And the museum heist. And that time we stole a prizewinning pig.” “That pig was delicious. Fine. We go in. You distract. I steal. But if I end up doing the chicken dance, you’re buying the next round.” “Deal.”