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“You sure about this, Molly?” Bill whispered, huddled behind a bouncy castle. “Of course I’m sure. The birthday girl’s name is Lily. She’s seven. She’ll have thirty loot bags, each stuffed with candy and plastic junk we can sell on eBay.” “eBay? We’re stealing from a child and flipping it on eBay?” “Don’t get moral on me. You ate three of her cupcakes in the bush.” “They were vanilla. Irresistible. But what’s the plan? We can’t just walk in.” “We’re party clowns. I’m Trixie the Tickler. You’re Bongo the Bonker.” “Bongo the Bonker? That sounds like a bad magician with a criminal record.” “Focus. I’ll do balloon animals while you set up the ‘magic trunk.’ We swap the real presents for empty boxes during the ‘Great Disappearing Gift Trick.’” “And if a kid wants their present back?” “Then Bongo gives them a very sad face and a lollipop. They’re seven. They’ll forget by snack time.” “And the parents?” “The parents will be drunk on fruit punch. Look, the banner says ‘Presents under the rainbow arch.’ I’ll distract. You grab. Three minutes, in and out.” “Three minutes. Fine. But if I get glitter on my new gloves, I’m billing you for dry cleaning.” “Deal. Now smile. It’s showtime, Bongo.”