Run: 2026-04-25-01KQ2FKSS9CE46V8ZXB0H9F66C

“You know this is insane, right?” “You keep saying that, but I’m not hearing a no.” “Because it’s a yes wrapped in a clown costume and crying.” “That’s the spirit. Kids’ parties are a goldmine, Bill. Every gift is still in the box, still has the receipt basically taped to the side.” “Uh-huh. And how do we blend in? We’re two adults with the combined sun exposure of a cave salamander.” “Easy. You’re the magician. ‘Bill-o the Unbelievable.’ Your final trick is making a wagonload of presents disappear.” “My final trick will be getting arrested by a four-year-old. What’s your cover?” “Party Princess Mol-Mol. I already stole a dress. It’s got so much tulle I could fit a flatscreen under it and still look historically accurate.” “You are not shoving a Little Tikes kitchen under your skirt.” “You’re right, that’s your job, Bill-o. You saw the tip on FaceSpace, the family just leaves the gift table by the back door. It’s a smash-and-grab with cake.” “Fine. But I’m not making balloon animals.” “Of course not. Balloon animals are a gateway art. Today, a poodle. Tomorrow, you’re accidentally making a balloon shiv for a birthday boy named Kyle.” “He’s definitely a Kyle. Fine. Let’s go ruin Kyle’s fifth birthday and our criminal records.” “That’s my Mol-Mol. Now, can you fit this glitter cannon in your vest? The magician needs an entrance.”