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Molly crouched behind a bouncy castle, squinting at the gift table. “This is insane,” she whispered. “We’re stealing from seven-year-olds.” Bill adjusted his clown wig, checking his makeup in a compact mirror. “It’s not stealing from them, it’s re-distributing joy. Their parents spent too much. We’re restoring balance.” “Balance? We’re wearing face paint and carrying a sack labeled ‘Swag.’” “It’s thematic,” he said, stuffing a rubber chicken into his pocket. “The birthday boy, Timmy, just opened a drone. You want that in the hands of a child who can’t even spell ‘drone’? I can sell that to a guy who owns a falcon.” “A falconer?” “Precisely. Now, your distraction. You see the piñata?” “The unicorn?” “The unicorn’s about to reveal its tragic, candy-less destiny. You’ll scream, ‘There’s a real spider!’ They’ll panic. I’ll execute the grab.” “That’s cruel.” “So is the economy,” Bill said, blowing a squeaky horn. “Ready?” Molly sighed, then waved. “Fine. But if we get arrested by a parent in a princess costume, I’m telling them you named the operation ‘Loot and Booty.’” “That was your idea,” Bill muttered, as a child tugged his sleeve. “Hold that thought, future fence.”