Run: 2026-04-25-01KQ2FQ6VXPFNBFKFTKWWVM4V9

Molly peered through binoculars. "The bouncy castle is at full inflation." "I still say we're overcomplicating this. Two words: piñata diversion." "You want to blindfold a clown?" "I want to create a candy frenzy. Kids scramble, we grab the gift table, slip out dressed as party entertainers." "Our party entertainer outfits are yellow t-shirts that say 'Staff.' We'll look like escaped bananas." "Bananas are non-threatening. I'll do balloon animals to blend in." "You can only make a sick dachshund. A four-year-old said it looked like a sad intestine." "I've been workshopping a poodle. Okay, new plan: you distract parents with a juice-box pyramid scheme, I'll liberate the presents." "A juice-box pyramid scheme? You think they'll invest in bulk apple juice?" "Fine. We go in as premium face-painters. I do a tiger, you do a butterfly, we rob them blind." "I have a tremor from too much espresso. That kid will end up a haunted Picasso." "Think like them. What's the one thing a children's party needs more than gifts?" "A nap time enforcer?" "Exactly. We pose as sleep consultants. We swaddle the gifts and wheel them out in a stroller." "That's... actually not terrible. But you have to wear the bonnet." "Deal."