Run: 2026-04-25-01KQ2FTCDCC3GQ9QXVEYYN7MWC

"We're not just waltzing in dressed as clowns, Bill. That's page one of the burglar's book of bad ideas." "Clowns are terrifying, Molly. Parents will be so busy shielding their kids they won't notice the presents walking out. It's psychological warfare." "Or they'll just form an angry parent circle and beat us with a piñata stick. We need a subtler angle. What about the entertainment?" "Like a magician? I can pull a rabbit out of a hat." "You can pull a muscle reaching for a biscuit. I'm thinking more... petting zoo. We rent a couple of foul-tempered goats, create a diversion, I slip in as the harassed handler." "And I'm what, the goat whisperer?" "You're the one who 'accidentally' lets the birthday cake slide off the table and into the bouncy castle. Absolute chaos. In the frosting-smeared pandemonium, I load the gift table into our van disguised as a 'mobile petting zoo sanitation unit'." "Molly, that's genius. But won't the kids chase the goats?" "Exactly. They're our fuzzy, four-legged getaway drivers. We just follow the screaming and the trail of half-eaten party hats. It's the perfect crime."