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“Bill, you’re telling me we’re casing a bouncy castle?” Molly adjusted her ski mask, which looked absurd over her reading glasses. “It’s not just a castle. It’s the Bouncy Kingdom of Little Timmy’s fifth birthday. Inside that inflatable fortress are three dozen gift bags, each lined with premium chocolate and tiny action figures. We hit the gift table when the magician does the rabbit trick.” Bill squinted at the backyard. “The magician’s named Señor Wiggles. He has a parrot that squawks ‘Abracadabra.’ How do we even get past the parents?” “Easy. We pose as the entertainment. You’re Uncle Bob, the balloon animal guy. I’m your assistant, Glitter Glenda.” “Glitter Glenda? That sounds like a stripper name for toddlers.” “Focus, Bill. While you distract them with a horrifying giraffe balloon, I swap the presents with decoy bags filled with socks.” “Socks? They’ll riot.” “They’ll cry. Then eat cake. By the time they notice, we’ll be in the van with three dozen chocolate bars and a dozen glow-in-the-dark ninjas.” Bill sighed. “Fine. But I’m not doing a giraffe. I’m doing a sword.” “You are a grown man. Do the giraffe.”