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The air in the stolen minivan smelled of desperation and the half-eaten gas station hot dog Bill was using to gesture with. He pointed its greasy tip towards the pastel bungalow across the street, a banner flapping limply that read, ‘Happy 6th Birthday, Jeremy!’ “That’s the target,” Bill said. “Operation Greedy Guts.” “We’re not calling it that,” Molly said, adjusting the rearview mirror. She tilted her head, scrutinising the inflatable bouncy castle quivering on the lawn. “The clown.” “What about him?” Bill asked. “Is he an asset or a liability?” she asked. Bill squinted. “Sparkles the Unbelievable? That’s a liability with oversized shoes and a profound misunderstanding of personal space,” he said. “Agreed. He’s got a balloon animal arsenal and a dead-eyed stare.” Molly chewed her lip. “We need a diversion big enough to pull the grown-ups.” “I was workshopping an idea,” Bill said. “I call it the Piñata of Chaos.” “Go on,” she said, finally giving him her full attention. “Pre-filled with live moths,” he, said his voice low and reverent. “A real swarm of them. Instant pandemonium. Screaming, flailing, juice boxes flying.” Molly considered this. “The moths. Are they also our exit strategy?” she asked. He beamed, the forgotten hot dog drooping in his hand. “I thought we’d just grab the big shiny boxes during the screaming and blend into the stampede,” he said. She sighed, a smile finally cracking her stoic facade. “Bill, you are a madman and a menace,” she said, grabbing her matching glittery gift bag. “Let’s go wish Jeremy a very happy birthday.”