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Molly polished a grape on the sleeve of her prison-issue hoodie and squinted at the architectural plans spread across the sticky table. They were drawn in crayon. Mostly magenta. “This is a sacred bond of trust you’re asking me to violate,” she said. Bill, a man shaped like a refrigerator someone had draped a sad leather jacket over, pointed a quivering finger at the diagram. “Molly, it’s a bouncy castle shaped like a tyrannosaurus rex. Its structural integrity is a myth held together by the prayers of exhausted parents. The gift table is right in the shadow of its wobbling left haunch. I’ve timed the sugar crashes. We have a twenty-minute window of total anarchy between the cake and the piñata, where the little monsters are so feral that a team of Navy SEALs couldn’t triangulate a theft in progress.” “You’ve colour-coded the juice boxes.” “A tactical palette,” he hissed, tapping a blood-red splotch on the page. “Fruit Punch is the heavy sedative. The high-fructose fast-track to a tantrum. We avoid the servers handing out the blue ones. Those are the ‘organic’ grape. They’re for the children whose parents hate joy and we don’t want to risk a cluster of calm, rational actors near the loot table. We strike from the bouncy castle’s blind spot, here, behind the left gastrocnemius muscle.” Molly ceased her grape-polishing and pinched the bridge of her nose. “You want me to infiltrate a five-year-old’s birthday party, using a clinically inflated predator as a cover, to steal a pile of brightly-coloured plastic based entirely on your thesis of confectionary-induced chaos theory.” “It’s not a thesis, it’s a prophecy,” Bill whispered, his eyes wide and wet. “You’re the only one who can do this. You’ve got the nerve. You’ve got the dead-eyed, thousand-yard stare of a woman who can sing ‘Baby Shark’ with total emotional detachment. I crumble. I see a small human in a tiny pair of corduroys and I want to give them my watch. You… you could pick a lock with a lollipop stick while asking the birthday boy about his feelings regarding diggers.” Molly sighed, a sound of profound weariness. She glanced at the plan again, her professional curiosity pricked. “The piñata is the key. What’s the fill?” “A loose assortment of fun-size chocolate bars and generic party favours,” Bill said, rifling through a manila folder of reconnaissance photos. There was an alarming close-up of a store-bought sheet cake. “But, critically, a single, rogue packet of sugar-free gummi bears. I planted it. A sleeper agent of gastrointestinal distress. That’s our exit music.” “You’re a monster.” “I’m an artist,” he corrected, straightening his collar. “You’ll go in as a face-painter’s assistant. I’ve forged your credentials. You’re an expert in the field of turning a child’s face into a crude approximation of a glittery tiger. I’ll be working the grill, a persona I call ‘Uncle Sizzle.’ I’ve already scorched three practice burgers to get the aura of benign incompetence just right. I’ll create a diversion by accidentally setting fire to a stack of napkins and then trying to extinguish it with a vigorous, yet hapless, dad-dance.” “And I just… fill a sack with a fire truck and a unicorn that defecates rainbow slime?” “The unicorn is the high-value target. Retails for forty-nine ninety-five. The mechanism is diabolical. We fence it to my guy in the carnival circuit before sunset.” Bill’s face suddenly softened, creasing with a paternal sentiment that was deeply unnerving. “Think of the margins, Molly. No security guards, no laser grids. Just a loose perimeter of gossiping godparents and a single, over-caffeinated clown named ‘Bubbles’ whose honking nose is a cry for help. It’s the perfect score. Clean. Victimless. These kids have so much stuff, their pre-frontal cortexes can’t even register loss. To them, it’s just physics. The toy was there, now it’s not. A miracle.” Molly popped the grape into her mouth and chewed slowly. Juice dribbled down her chin and she wiped it with the back of her hand. “I want the unicorn for myself. And I’m not doing the tiger face. I only do a butterfly. It’s just a symmetrical blob with antennae. Faster. Less conversation.” Bill’s mouth broke into a wide, golden-toothed grin. He slid a crudely drawn map of the dessert table across the sticky wood. “Now, the candle-blowing ceremony. That’s where the real magic happens. See how the smoke alarms are connected?”