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The sticky heat of the ventilation shaft was making Bill’s knees ache, a sensation not helped by the relentless, tinny echo of a birthday DJ imploring tiny guests to “floss like a diplodocus” two floors below. He shifted, pressing his ear to the vent grate, while Molly, cross-legged beside him, studied a set of blueprints she’d crayoned onto a stolen pizza box lid. “Remind me again why the grab-bags are the primary target,” Bill whispered, dabbing his forehead with a sleeve. “I saw a fondue set down there that screams black-market resale.” Molly didn’t look up. “Because, Bill, the grab-bags contain the personalized thank-you notes. It’s a treasure map to homes where parents are too exhausted to lock their wine cellars. It’s about building a pipeline, not a one-off snatch.” She traced a purple crayon line. “We enter as Flopsy and Dribbles, the less-popular cousins of a famous rabbit duo.” “Flopsy and Dribbles,” Bill muttered. “I still say that sounds like a bladder condition. My left paw is filled with a state-of-the-art glass cutter, and my tail is a modified vacuum seal for loose glitter. I feel absurd.” “You look even more absurd, which is the point. Nobody suspects a six-foot-two rabbit with a palpable air of despair.” Molly tapped the box. “Phase one: the piñata. The birthday boy, Jeremy, has a documented upper-cut like a hummingbird on espresso. He’ll breach the candy shell on the third swing. That’s our smoke and mirrors.” Bill sighed, the sound muffled by the oversized felt rabbit head in his lap. “And yet, the piñata is filled with ethically sourced, sugar-free lentil puffs. What’s the distraction? A mild moral superiority?” “The distraction is the sugar crash that *won’t* happen. The children, unburdened by a glycemic spike, will become eerily focused. They’ll begin organizing the present table by size and structural integrity. That’s when you, Dribbles, roll out the ‘Magical Gift-Shrinking Machine’—our heavily modified wheelie bin with the words ‘Definitely Magic Bin’ stenciled on the side.” “While I’m peddling garbage illusions, what are you doing?” “I’m Flopsy,” she said, as if that explained the cosmos. “I’ll be facilitating a musical statue meltdown, with a playlist engineered to induce a 94% tantrum rate in the under-seven demographic. ‘Baby Shark’ on a recursive loop, key-shifted down a semitone each time. It’s sonic warfare. The aunties will flee, the dads will weep, and I’ll be hoovering up the Lego sets.” A muffled thump echoed from below, followed by a child’s unnervingly calm voice explaining the second law of thermodynamics to a sobbing adult. Bill blinked. “Alright, I’m in. But when the machine ‘shrinks’ the gifts, there’s a failsafe, right? I don’t want to accidentally dematerialize a Nintendo Switch.” “It’s a bin with a false bottom, Bill. The only thing that dematerializes is evidence.” Molly folded the pizza box, a smile creeping across her face. “Now, let’s review your safe-cracking on the juice-box cooler. I want those organic apple-juice pouches gone before the pass-the-parcel trauma sets in.”