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“Pass me the blueprints, Bill.” “It’s a napkin with a giraffe on it, Molly.” “And it’s our way in. You see the bouncy castle positioned here?” “I see an inflatable deathtrap surrounded by tiny, screaming apex predators.” “That’s our extraction point. We enter as party clowns.” “Absolutely not. The last time I wore a wig, I got glitter in my eye for a week. I still blink sparkles.” “This is bigger than glitter, Bill. This is little Kaitlyn’s fourth birthday. Her father’s a hedge fund manager. The gift table will be groaning under the weight of platinum-dipped xylophones and trust funds disguised as savings bonds. We’re not stealing presents; we’re reallocating excessive future capital.” “Fine. But I’m not doing balloon animals. I have a moral objection. The squeaking haunts my dreams.” “You’ll be Sorrowful Sam, the mime. Silent. Tragic. Completely unapproachable by children.” “I can do that. How do I make a child weep from a distance of ten feet?” “Just be yourself. Now, the cake-slicing ceremony is our cue. The parents will be a sobbing, Instagramming mess. You’ll execute a slow-motion pratfall to draw any remaining attention, and I’ll shovel the haul into a sack disguised as a sleeping therapy pony.” “And the magician who’s already booked?” “I’ve replaced his rabbit with a furious ferret. The ensuing chaos gives us a seven-minute window.” Bill cracked his knuckles. “A mime and a disaster. It’s almost poetic.”