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"Molly, the cake is a lie." "I swear to you, Bill, the cake is a seven-tier unicorn monstrosity full of cash." "Explain the cash part again." "The birthday boy is little Timmy Vanderplume. His dad owns a chain of dry cleaners that’s clearly a front. Timmy’s gifts are just hollowed-out board books stuffed with hundreds." "So we’re crawling through a bouncy castle air shaft?" "It’s the only way. The piñata blindfold system is too unreliable." "What’s our cover?" "You’re Crusty the Clown." "Absolutely not. Clowns have dead eyes. I’ll be a magician." "Fine. Your magic trick is making a Nintendo Switch disappear into your oversized trousers." "Brilliant. What about the security?" "Kindergarteners with juice-box sticky hands. Lethal in close quarters. We’ll need a diversion." "Like what?" "I hired a seven-foot man in a Bluey costume." "Standard misdirection. He dances the floss, the kids swarm him, parental sightlines break, the bouncy castle becomes a void of chaos, and we load the VTech smartwatches." "What’s our exit?" "The ice cream van, obviously. The chime covers all auditory evidence." "Molly, I ask you this with complete sincerity: what flavor?" "Larceny ripple."