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Molly tapped the blueprint spread across the greasy diner table. “Right, so the Magical Unicorn Palace is a rented hall attached to a bouncy castle emporium. The party’s for a kid named Bartholomew. The presents are stacked under a banner that says ‘Happy 7th, Bart the Fart.’ Security is one mom named Brenda, who is on her third glass of ‘juice box’—it’s wine.” Bill squinted at the crudely drawn star on the paper. “You want us to break into a child’s birthday party. For presents. I do jewelry heists, Molly. I’ve lifted a Fabergé egg from a Russian oligarch. This feels… morally downward.” “Morals don’t pay for your avocado toast, Bill. These are premium toys. I scouted the haul. There’s a limited-edition Holographic Pikachu that goes for six hundred on eBay. Plus a cookie-making robot that squirts frosting. That’s untraceable, high-end gear.” Bill shoved a fry in his mouth. “And how do we get in? We can’t exactly melt through a ceiling vent like we’re in a bad action film. It’s a party for seven-year-olds. They’ll notice two adults in black turtlenecks.” “We go as clowns,” Molly said. “Excuse me?” “It’s brilliant. Brenda’s cousin was supposed to bring a clown named Bubbles. He bailed. There’s a vacancy. We show up half an hour late, say Bubbles’s van had a flat tire, and boom—we’re inside. While I keep the kids busy with balloon animals, you scoop the gift table into a duffel bag I’ll have hidden in the oversized clown pants.” Bill stared at her. “You own oversized clown pants?” “I own everything,” Molly said, unfolding a napkin to reveal a rainbow wig and a red nose. “I prepared.” “This is insane. I can’t do balloon animals. The last thing I made was a swan that looked like a deformed chicken. The kid cried.” “You don’t have to be good. They’re seven. Make a long, twisted dog. It’s fine. The key is the distraction. I’ll also do the face painting. I brought a kit. What’s your face? You look like you’re having a stroke.” Bill rubbed his temples. “Why can’t we just wait until the party ends and grab the gifts from the car? That’s less clown-based humiliation.” “Because Bart the Fart’s mom is a paranoid organizer. She brings all presents inside immediately and locks them in a coat closet until the cake is cut. We have to strike at the height of the sugar rush. That’s when the chaos peaks.” Bill sighed, long and theatrical. “Fine. But I’m not doing the voice. No squeaky clown voice.” “Deal. But you have to wear the wig.” “Why me?” “Because my wig is actually a balaclava in disguise. You get the rainbow one. It smells like bleach and regret.” Bill picked it up with two fingers. “I hate this.” “You’ll love it when we’re splitting the Pikachu money. Now, the plan: I enter first, making balloon disasters. You come in through the back kitchen door, grab the gift sack, and exit through the bathroom window. We meet behind the dumpster at exactly 3:47.” “And if a kid sees me?” “Then you make a balloon dog. And you smile. And you never speak of it again.”