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“I still can’t believe she used the good cinnamon for the scones. The *good* cinnamon.” “The bag was labeled ‘special occasion.’ A funeral isn’t a special occasion, Mildred.” “It was a memorial tea. And you know how she felt about Marjorie.” “Everyone knew how she felt. She said it loud enough for the whole knitting circle to hear, right before she keeled over.” “That’s a terrible thing to say. The coroner said it was anaphylaxis.” “From what? She wasn’t allergic to anything but common sense.” “She had a new boyfriend. Leonard from the hardware store. He gave her a box of chocolates.” “I saw those chocolates. Wrapped in gold foil. Left on the counter right next to the nut brittle.” “The police took that box.” “And the nut brittle was gone. Every last piece.” “So was the receipt for the hazelnut flour you bought last week.” “I make my own granola. You know that.” “I know you changed your will last Tuesday. Leaving everything to the cat sanctuary.” “The cat sanctuary has done more for this town than Marjorie ever did. Pass the lemon tart.”