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Bill smoothed the crayon map against his knee, the parchment smelling of goldfish crackers and professional failure, while Molly adjusted her tactical tiara, a crown duct-taped to swimming goggles that fogged with nervous breath. The blueprints were less a strategic guide and more a glitter-bombed napkin sketch scribbled in purple marker, yet Bill insisted the stick figure labeled 'Wolf' marked the loot. Molly pointed her cat-toy laser at the neon bouncy castle, a pulsating fortress of pink and blue foam awaiting their dignity in a single bound. She checked her satchel of bubble solution, ready to blind the tiny hostiles armed with sticky fingers and unbridled enthusiasm. Bill tapped his wristwatch, covered by a taco sticker, and hissed, "The juice boxes are open. The guards are wet and wiggly. On my mark." "Check the slide," Molly hissed back. She cracked her knuckles inside plush paw mittens, stared at the chaos of sugar rushes, and prepared to secure thirty crates of stolen joy. "Move," she whispered. Bill nodded, and they advanced toward the slide, weapons of mass distraction primed for the greatest heist in nursery rhyme history, praying the piñata would hold out. "Go," Bill breathed.