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Molly adjusted her wig, which was currently serving as a nesting site for a pigeon that refused to pay its share of the heist insurance. She checked the blueprints of the suburban McMansion, the laser grid hopelessly disabled by the sheer atmospheric density of glitter suspended in the humid air. Bill stood by the fence, vibrating with a frequency suggesting he consumed a family-sized neon slushie mixed with caffeine to jumpstart a car. He tapped his clipboard, which held a highly questionable target list including plastic dinosaurs, a used flute, and a giant box labeled DO NOT OPEN radiating stolen jetpacks. The wind whispered through the weeping hedges. Molly raised her monocular lens, focusing on the patio where twenty-two six-year-olds were screaming with the precise, ear-splitting resonance of a dial-up modem connecting to the internet. She signaled Bill to prepare the primary distraction. "Execute the clown plan," Molly whispered. "But I'm lactose intolerant," Bill protested. She adjusted her grip on the smoke pellet. "Grab the glitter bombs?" she added. He patted his waistband nervously. "Only if they're non-toxic," he countered. She glanced at the approaching ice cream truck siren. "Fine, grab the presents," she commanded.