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The blueprint was spread across the damp kitchen table, anchored by a jar of pickles and a stress ball shaped like a grenade. Molly traced a red marker along the dotted line leading to the backyard patio. Bill adjusted his reading glasses and squinted at the crayon-drawn floor plan. He tapped a finger against the sketch of a bouncy castle. The paper was stained with juice and glitter. It smelled faintly of vanilla frosting and poor security. Molly clicked her pen and waited for him to speak. The refrigerator hummed. A distant siren wailed. Bill sighed and pushed his glasses up his nose. He looked tired. He looked like a man who had spent too many years rappelling down elevator shafts and not enough time sleeping. This job was beneath them. This job was also paying rent. Target window opens at fourteen hundred, Molly said. The birthday boy unlocks the gate for the clown. That is our entry point. The clown, Bill said. You mean the balloon specialist. I mean the distraction. Focus. The presents are staged in the sunroom. Wrapped, tagged, and completely unguarded. Except for the mothers. Mothers are compromised by potato salad and gossip. They will be deaf and blind. What about the dog? A corgi named Mr. Waffles. Neutralized with premium cheddar. And the children? Chaos engines. We strike during the piñata breach. While they swing at the donkey, we extract the goods. You mean stuffed animals and building bricks. I mean untraceable assets. Do you know what a vintage action figure fetches online? We used to crack bank vaults, Molly. We used to sleep in drainage pipes. This is low risk and zero lasers. Just crepe paper. The static electricity worries me. It could fry the earpieces. Then do not bounce. You handle the gift table. I will neutralize the magician. There is a magician? Amateur. I will swap his dove for a smoke pellet. Classic misdirection. And the exit route? Service gate behind the azaleas. Van idling. We vanish before the cake song. What about the piñata stick? Bill asked. Blunt force trauma. We avoid it. And the goodie bags? Leave them. We are professionals, not monsters. Fine. I will bring the extra duffel. Bring two. LEGO sets are heavier than gold bars. Check the zip ties. Shave your face. We move at dawn. Bill rubbed his temples. The marker had bled through the paper, leaving a crimson stain over a drawing of a lopsided cake. He pictured himself in a black turtleneck, crawling past discarded juice boxes, hoisting a canvas sack of board games over his shoulder like a seasonal burglar. It was undignified. It was reckless. It was also the only contract they had seen in eight months. Molly rolled the schematic and tucked it under her arm. She checked her watch. The second hand swept forward with ruthless efficiency. Bill stared at the pickle jar. He wondered if the corgi preferred sharp or mild cheese. He supposed he would discover the answer tomorrow. He stood up and stretched his aching back. The floorboards creaked beneath his boots. He grabbed his coat from the hook.