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Molly spread the map. Bill adjusted his eyepatch. “Tell me the full target details again, please.” “Bouncy castle adjacent to the present table.” “Clowns or magicians?” “Two clowns, one exhausted mother, zero real professionals.” “Security cameras?” “None. Just a cheap baby monitor facing left.” “Guard dog?” “Golden retriever named Biscuit. Highly bribable with cheddar.” “Entry point?” “Side gate. We pose as professional balloon twisters.” “I truly hate balloons. They pop too loudly.” “Wear thick earplugs. We slip inside during musical chairs.” “What about the piñata?” “Primary distraction. While kids swing, we grab everything.” “Loot being cheap plastic junk and wool socks?” “Three expensive gaming consoles, Bill. Stay focused.” “Right. What is our extraction route?” “Slide down the long inflatable tube into the van.” “Timeline?” “Four minutes total. In, grab, out before cake.” “Cake flavor?” “Chocolate frosting. Completely irrelevant to the mission.” “Highly relevant. I work much better with sugar.” “Fine. Grab a slice on the way out.” “Deal. What if Biscuit barks?” “Throw cheese. Run fast. Ignore the toddler.” “This feels incredibly messy.” “Quiet, lucrative, and deeply shameful.” “I absolutely love it.” “Check the goody bags too.” “Copy that. We strike at noon sharp.” “Bring extra cheese.” “Always.” The neon sign buzzed. Rain tapped the glass. Molly nodded. Bill watched.