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Molly adjusted her gimp mask until the eye holes aligned, her latex fingers twitching against the velvet curtains. "Bill, your balloon nose is dripping. That is a third-grade party, not a car wash." Bill scrubbed his forehead with a foil sleeve. "Nervous sweat, Molly. Focus. Cake cutting in forty minutes. Do you have the extraction plan, or did you trade it for glow sticks?" Molly pointed a gloved finger toward the centerpiece. "Relax. Blueprint solid. We strike when Piñata falls. Chaos covers us like Jersey when we forgot fingerprints." Bill hissed, pulling his tinfoil hat down. "Suburban birthday, Molly. No warehouse, no guaranteed piñata drop. How do we fit presents into a retriever fanny pack?" She produced a burlap sack smelling of tuna and regret. "Tactical burlap sacks. Fold. Think small. Unicorn cue gets blue presents. Blue means electronics, good resale value on black market." Bill shuddered, his balloon nose wobbling. "Blue means Lego, Molly. You tried selling Lego to a Gap. No fanny pack on plastic bricks." Molly kicked a glitter bomb near the sofa. "Fine. Priorities. What is the secondary target? The blow-up castle?" He gestured frantically at the ceiling. "Too bulky. Premium stuff only. The Wii. The remote-controlled dinosaur that actually walks. That is the jackpot. Can you reach the top shelf?" Molly stood on her tiptoes and strained her neck. "I am a woman of average height with a severe cramp in my left leg, Bill. I cannot reach. That is exactly why you are on my shoulders." Bill recoiled as the clown walked past, dropping confetti in his tinfoil crotch. "No. Clown watching. Human ladder of adults in latex gets tackled. You climb the tree." Molly eyed the potted ficus. "The oak tree? In the living room? This is not a spy movie. This is Chris's seventh birthday and he wants a juice box." Bill adjusted his tinfoil zipper. "It is a heist. Hoist me up. Silent tango only. Crunch a chip bag ends in jail wearing orange vests made of recycled napkins." Molly grunted and bent her knees. "I am climbing. Distractions? I need a plan B." She nodded toward the punch bowl swirling with purple liquid. "Marbles in punch. First slip starts us. Wait, why is the punch purple? That was supposed to be green." Bill peeked over the sofa. "I added extra glitter and food coloring. It looks festive, does it not? It matches your eyes behind the mask." Molly's eyes widened. "Glitter crime scene. Birthday boy coming. Ten seconds. Zip ties?" Bill pulled out duct tape wrapped in birthday paper. "Always. Why is the dinosaur opening its mouth and screaming? That noise is piercing my eardrums." Molly froze, toes dangling over wrapping paper. "Wrong sack. Bear was supposed to bite. Compromised. Run?" She grabbed his ankles and scrambled backward, knocking over three gift boxes. "Run. But take the Lego, you coward!" Bill slipped, flailing his arms as his balloon nose collided with the clown's shoe, launching him into the punch bowl.