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"Listen, kid," Molly whispered. The piñata is a distraction. We hit the tree while the adults stare at cupcake frosting. "But the security is tight," Bill replied. My cousin saw a motion sensor disguised as a clown. It literally blows party horns. "We bring earplugs. Also, you forgot the suction cups. We are not popping balloons. We are lifting wrapped rectangles." "Right. The wrapping paper rustles. What if they hear?" "Then we play the lullaby playlist through the vents. Ten hours of gentle xylophone. They will be snoring." "And the dog? The one with the squeaky toys?" "Chickens. I bought three frozen chickens. He will tackle them and forget we exist." "What about the gift bags? They are everywhere." "We use the oversized pillowcase. Standard protocol. Slap, stuff, vanish." "Should we at least leave the birthday cake?" "Bill, focus. We leave the crumb tray. We take everything with a bow. Midnight." "What if the parents wake up?" Bill asked. "Then we blame the raccoons." "Grab the sacks." "Understood." "Do not rip the paper. I want pristine packaging intact. Check your pockets for loose change. The valet needs exact change for the escape route. Watch the stairs. The haul is valuable."