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Bill adjusted his thermal goggles while Molly counted the zip ties. The minivan smelled of stale granola bars and ambition. Outside, nursery rhyme remixes vibrated through the tinted windows. “We’re cutting it close,” Bill said, sliding the goggles up. “The inflatable castle won’t deflate itself.” “Relax,” Molly replied, pacing behind the seat. “Ninety minutes till cake cutting. That’s our entry window. You handle the distractions, I’ll secure the boxes.” “The boxes?” Bill snorted. “It’s a plastic pine with missing branches. Just educational toys and discount drones.” “Still a haul if you have the right cart. Phase one is the cake diversion. You go in as entertainment. Remember the contract?” “I remember it,” Bill muttered, adjusting his bowtie. “Professional clown, strictly non-interactive. So I just stand there looking tragic until parents look away?” “Exactly. They’ll grab napkins. That’s when I bypass the guard.” “A toddler with a light-up wand is your guard?” Bill asked. “He’s motivated by glitter. I’ll distract him with frosting. You know the routine. Stay off the bounce house. Liability waiver bans acrobatics.” “Fine. But what about the noise?” Bill groaned. “Screaming, singing, endless acoustic guitar. I haven’t pulled a job this loud since the aquarium incident.” “Dampeners are in the pockets,” Molly replied, tossing him earplugs. “Party’s on the second floor. We’re using the fire escape. No alarms, just sticky surfaces.” “Sticky floors make three hundred pounds of presents slide off the cart,” Bill said. “We need grip tape. Rubber boots. Maybe netting.” “Netting is packed,” Molly said. “Keep duffels light. We’re not taking the TV. Just the boxes. If a kid cries, we freeze. Protocol zero.” “Protocol zero,” Bill echoed. “What if they open them early? What if the mom wants my photo? What if the favors contain rolling plastic dinosaurs?” “Dinosaurs are a valid concern,” Molly said. “The real threat is the piñata. If it breaks early, we lose the window. Can you stall the donkey?” “I can stall anything with juggling. Penguin or depressed flamingo?” “Depressed flamingo. Lowers expectations,” Molly said. “Final inventory. Ties, grease wheels, black socks, earplugs, comms playlist.” “Got it,” Bill said, grabbing his pack. “What’s the cut if it goes south?” “Seventy-thirty. You get thirty.” “Fair. Drive like my alibi depends on it.” “It does,” Molly said, turning the key. “Will the van handle six hundred boxes?” “It was built for this,” Bill said. “Just avoid speed bumps. Cake structure is fragile.” “We need backup for the stairwell,” Molly said. “The carpet is thick, and heavy boxes make terrible noise.” “I’ll wear the clown shoes,” Bill replied. “They have silent soles. And I’ll carry the lullaby player on standby.” “Perfect. If they start crying, we hit the playlist. Nothing disarms a parent like a tinny rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” “I’ve heard it,” Bill said. “I still trust my hearing aids.” “We leave no fingerprints, no footprints, and absolutely no extra balloons,” Molly added. “This is supposed to be a clean disappearance. The parents should wake up thinking the kids just wanted to play with the new board games.” “Which means we take the expensive ones,” Bill said. “The craft supplies stay. They smell like glue and regret.” “Agreed. Load up,” Molly said. “And Bill?” “Yeah?” “If you accidentally pop a balloon, you’re handling the exit. I’m not dealing with a room full of angry toddlers.” “Understood,” Bill said, opening the door. “I’ll be the ghost in the bowtie. Let’s make it a day they won’t remember.” “Leave the memories,” Molly said, pressing the gas pedal, “and take the merchandise.”