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Molly adjusted her neon green tutu, the scratchy tulle rasping against her thighs like sandpaper. She poked Bill in the ribs with a plastic wand that emitted a pathetic, high-pitched squeak. Bill was hunched over a napkin, attempting to sketch the layout of the suburban backyard with a broken purple crayon. Are you sure the bouncy castle isn't a motion-sensitive alarm system, Molly asked, squinting at the lopsided drawing. It is a jumping apparatus, not a weapon of mass detection, Bill muttered, wiping blue wax from his forehead. Besides, the parents are preoccupied with the piñata. Chaos is our best cover. I hate piñatas, Molly whispered, watching as a group of toddlers began chanting for violence against a cardboard donkey. They are unpredictable and sticky. Why exactly are we targeting a five-year-old birthday party for high-end heist work. The prize is a vintage, limited-edition action figure still in the box, Bill said, his eyes gleaming with professional greed. It is nestled inside a pile of generic plastic trucks and glittery dolls. We grab the goods, swap them with decoy gift cards, and vanish before the cake arrives. What if the birthday boy is a junior mastermind, she hissed, nudging him toward the side gate. I heard these modern kids have tablets and existential dread. They have juice boxes and sugar rushes, Bill retorted, checking his watch. We wait for the signal, which is when the clown starts making balloon animals. That is the universal code for total parental distraction. Molly peeked through the slats of the wooden fence. A sea of pint-sized monsters dressed as superheroes and princesses swarmed the lawn. The air smelled of cheap icing and impending tantrums. She checked the seal on her duffel bag, ensuring the velvet padding was ready for the loot. I feel like a giant, clumsy stork descending on a nest of loud, sticky hatchlings, she complained, pulling her mask tighter. Just keep your eyes on the gift table, Bill instructed, gripping his crowbar which he had disguised as a giant lollipop. If anyone asks, you are the nanny for the triplets from down the street and I am the tragically underqualified party entertainer. I am not a nanny, Bill. I am a sophisticated operative, Molly hissed, though she already started practicing her high-pitched, fake-cheerful voice. Fine, you are the Lead Party Facilitator, Bill corrected, moving toward the gate. Stay low and avoid the juice fountains. I heard the punch is radioactive. They reached the edge of the patio, ducking behind a massive potted palm. The clown began inflating a long yellow balloon, creating a frantic screeched noise that set Molly’s teeth on edge. This is it, Bill whispered, his hand hovering over the festive wrapping paper of the lead target. Remember, speed is charm, and silence is golden. If I die because of a rogue Lego brick, I am haunting you until the end of time, Molly promised, lunging for the stack of presents.