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The blueprints of the suburban cul-de-sac were spread across the sticky surface of the booth at the local diner. Molly traced a finger over the perimeter fence while Bill aggressively dunked a churro into his lukewarm latte. The target was a high-end birthday bash at the Miller residence, a fortress of bouncy castles and temper tantrums. According to the intel, the gift pile was located in the primary living room, specifically positioned beneath a massive, over-decorated evergreen tree. Molly leaned in, her voice dropping to a gravelly whisper. So, what is the play for the bouncy castle situation? Bill checked his watch, sighing heavily. We initiate the distraction at precisely three bells. You trigger the smoke pellets behind the garden shed, and I swoop in during the chaotic exodus. Molly shook her head, adjusting her sunglasses. No, the shed is too far from the sensory epicenter. If we want total cover, we need to pop the inflatable clown at the front gate. It will create a vacuum of tears that draws every parent away from the presents. Bill considered this, crumbling his churro into a pile of sugar dust. That is cold, even for us. But the sheer volume of screaming children would be deafening. We would be ghosts in the madness. Exactly, Molly said, tapping the map. We wear the oversized clown shoes as part of the disguise. Nobody looks down at the feet of a fellow performer, especially when a giant, rubberized nose is flapping in the wind. We blend into the chaos of the entertainment roster. Bill stared at the blueprints, his face tightening as he imagined the logistics of hauling sixty wrapped boxes through a mob of caffeinated toddlers. What about the parents holding the cameras? They are hyper-vigilant. They will be too busy fighting over the last slice of organic, gluten-free unicorn cake, Molly countered with a predatory grin. We move fast, we move low, and we exit through the side gate while the clown suit inflation sequence masks our footprints. Do you have the customized sack? The industrial-strength velvet bag is in the trunk, reinforced with double stitching and silent zippers, Bill confirmed. I even added a false bottom to mimic the weight of a haul of stuffed unicorns if we get stopped by security. Molly stood up, tossing a handful of crumpled bills onto the table. Then it is settled. We target the pile, clear the room, and vanish before the piñata ceremony begins. I despise piñatas. Bill stood as well, brushing sugar from his coat. The violence of the candy extraction is beneath us anyway. Let us go steal a mountain of plastic toys from the wealthy offspring of the suburbs. They walked out into the bright afternoon sun, two shadows preparing to strip a backyard of its joy, one birthday gift at a time.