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Are you positive the clowns are defenseless, Molly? Bill, they are professional balloon animal artists, not ninjas. But what if they have hidden floor sensors under the bounce house? Nobody installs alarm systems for a six-year-old birthday party. My cousin said the security at the soft play center is tighter than Fort Knox. Your cousin sells counterfeit stickers behind the laundromat, ignore him. Fine, but if a toddler tackles me, you are handling the getaway. Stop whimpering. Did you bring the industrial-sized gift bags? Yes, they are hidden inside these giant inflatable cupcakes. Brilliant. Remember, we grab the biggest boxes first. What about the mountain of cupcakes by the cake table? Forget the sugar, we are here for the loot, Bill. But I really wanted a sprinkle-covered treat. Focus! When I blow the whistle, you create a distraction by knocking over the lemonade fountain. And then? We scoop the haul, crawl through the ball pit, and vanish before the piñata explodes. It honestly sounds like a foolproof plan. It is. Unless the birthday girl is a black belt. She is five, Molly. Exactly. They are the most unpredictable ones of the entire bunch.