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"I’m telling you, Bill, the perimeter is a nightmare," Molly said, slapping a crayon-drawn map onto the kitchen table. "It’s a backyard in Suburbia, Molly. What’s the perimeter? A picket fence?" "It’s a picket fence with a very aggressive Golden Retriever," she countered. "And the target zone is a bouncy castle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain stealth while bouncing three feet in the air?" Bill squinted at the map. "Why are we stealing the presents? We're professionals. We do jewelry. We do bonds. Now we're doing Lego sets and glittery makeup kits?" "It’s about the volume, Bill! It’s a tenth birthday party for a sugar-crazed brat. There are at least twenty wrapped boxes. Some of those are high-end electronics. The resale value on an unboxed Nintendo Switch is a goldmine." "We're robbing children," Bill sighed. "I can handle the mob. I can handle the Interpol. But I can't handle the look on a seven-year-old's face when their dinosaur toy vanishes." "Focus. Now, the distraction. I’ll trigger the fire alarm in the kitchen, causing a mass exodus of parents and toddlers toward the patio. While they're arguing about whether the grill is actually on fire, you slip through the hedge." "And then what? I just walk out with twenty boxes? I don't have pockets for twenty boxes." "That’s why we have the tactical laundry basket." Bill stared at her. "The what?" "A laundry basket, Bill. It’s a domestic environment. Nobody questions a man carrying a laundry basket. You just scoop, dump, and dash." "I'm not carrying a laundry basket. It's undignified." "Do you want the Switch or do you want your dignity? Because you can't have both in a bouncy castle." "Fine. What about the cake? If we're already there, we might as well grab the cake." "Absolutely not. The cake is a variable. It’s fragile, it’s sticky, and it’ll leave a trail of frosting from the garden to the getaway car. We are ghosts, Bill. Frosting-free ghosts." "You're taking this way too seriously. It's a birthday party, not the Louvre." "The Louvre doesn't have a ball pit, Bill. The ball pit is a tactical liability. If you sink, I'm not coming in after you." "I can swim in plastic balls, Molly." "Just wear the disguise. And for heaven's sake, don't let the dog lick your face. It ruins the mood of the heist." "I hate this job," Bill muttered, reaching for the laundry basket. "I really, really hate this job."