Run: 2026-05-10-01KR8WETYGRM8NCE8Y7CMHEQPE

"Listen, Bill, the layout is simple. We enter through the bouncy castle." "The bouncy castle? Molly, I'm a grown man. I'll be an obvious target." "You'll be a target in a tutu, Bill. Wear the tutu." "Why a tutu?" "It's a themed party! 'Princesses and Pirates.' You're a princess." "I can't be a princess. I have a beard." "A bearded princess. It's avant-garde. Now, what about the presents?" "The pile is by the cake. High visibility. Total chaos." "Exactly. We wait for the sugar crash. When the toddlers hit the floor, we sweep the table." "What if the parents notice?" "I've got a distraction. Three bags of glitter and a remote-controlled dog." "Glitter? That stuff is permanent. It's the herpes of arts and crafts." "Precisely. While they're scrubbing their carpets for the next decade, we'll be miles away with the Lego sets." "Are we really stealing Lego?" "Resale value, Bill! Now, put on the tulle." "I hate this job." "Stop whining and practice your royal wave."