Run: 2026-05-10-01KR8WR830XJWXKZFATHPNWNTQ

"Listen, Bill, the perimeter is secured by a golden retriever with a bow on its head." "I can handle a dog, Molly." "It’s not the dog, it’s the sugar. These kids are on a cake-high. They’re unpredictable." "We just slip in, grab the pile of LEGO sets, and vanish." "And the costume? Tell me you’re wearing the costume." "I’m not wearing a giant penguin suit." "The theme is 'Arctic Adventure,' Bill! You’ll stand out like a sore thumb in a leather jacket." "I look professional." "You look like you’re here to repossess the bounce house. Now, do you have the distraction?" "The bubble machine?" "Exactly. I trigger the bubbles, the toddlers descend into chaos, and we swoop the presents." "What about the parents?" "They'll be in the kitchen arguing about organic juice boxes. We have a four-minute window." "And the prize?" "Twelve deluxe dollhouses and a remote-control drone." "Fine. I'll wear the flippers." "Good. And don't eat any shrimp cocktail." "Why?" "Because we need to be agile, Bill. Now, waddle your way to the van."