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Molly adjusted the oversized velvet bow pinning her hair back and glared at the suburban invitation. We are crashing a seven year old birthday party, Bill. My life has reached a sophisticated nadir. Bill checked his watch, his knuckles white as he gripped the steering wheel of the rusty station wagon. It is not a nadir, Molly. It is target acquisition. Those boxes are filled with high-end gaming consoles and limited edition action figures. Think of the resale value on the black market. The black market for toddlers? You are a degenerate. I am an entrepreneur. Did you bring the smoke bombs? I brought glitter cannons. It is a children’s party, Bill. We have to blend in. If we start smoking out a suburban backyard, the soccer moms will tear us apart before the police even arrive. Glitter is messy. It gets in the vents. It is unprofessional. It is camouflage. Now, do you have the layout of the gift table or were you too busy admiring your reflection in the bouncy castle brochure? I memorized the perimeter, Molly. The table is near the koi pond, shielded by a plastic gazebo. There is a blind spot between the petting zoo and the magician’s van. We strike when the cake is brought out. The magician? Please tell me you cleared the magician. He is hiring his own security. I had to bribe his rabbit to keep quiet. You bribed a rabbit? It required a premium blend of organic carrots. Do not question the methodology. Can you handle the lift, or are you too busy judging my brilliance? I can handle the lift. I just hope the presents are worth the dignity I am currently hemorrhaging. What is the diversion? I hired a clown to get lost on the way. When he fails to arrive, the parents will be distracted by the lack of sub-par balloon animals. That is our window. Oh, joy. We are relying on the incompetence of a party clown. You really are a mastermind of the absolute lowest order. Efficiency relies on distraction, not quality. Are you ready or are you going to keep lecturing me about the ethics of robbing children? I am ready. But if I see a singular Lego set that belongs to me, I am pivoting to a smash and grab on the cake table, too. Greed does not suit you, Molly. Greed is the only reason I am wearing this hideous dress, Bill. Move the car. We have a heist to inflate. The station wagon rumbled forward, rolling toward the manicured driveway. Molly checked her combat boots beneath the hem of her floral skirt, her face turning into a mask of polite, suburban malice. Remember, if anyone asks, we are the distant relatives from the side of the family that nobody talks about. That should keep unwanted inquiries to a minimum. Perfect, Bill muttered, reaching for his fake name tag. Let us go steal some joy.