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"Is that a glitter cannon in your holster, Bill?" Molly whispered, checking her watch. "It’s tactical sparkle, Molly. Distraction is key," Bill replied, adjusting his oversized clown nose. "We are stealing birthday presents, not performing at a circus. Keep it professional." "Professional? We’re wearing polka dots! Look, the target is the bouncy castle. That’s where the heavy loot is." "The loot is the gift bags, Bill. The big boxes are just cardboard decoys." "You sure? I saw a mountain of wrapped rectangular shapes near the juice boxes." "Those are distraction boxes. The real prizes are in the corner by the cake. Now, on my signal, you deploy the balloon animals." "Balloon animals? That’s a high-risk maneuver." "It’s the only way to clear the perimeter of toddlers. If they see a poodle, they’ll swarm." "And if it pops?" "Then we run. Do you have the suction cups for the sliding board?" "I have suction cups, but I brought squeaky hammers instead." "Squeaky hammers?" "They’re non-lethal, Molly! Very low profile!" "You’re an idiot, Bill. Just grab the Lego sets and don't touch the cake." "No promises!"