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Molly slipped into the passenger seat of the dented van, clutching a crumpled flyer for Tommy’s sixth birthday extravaganza. Bill leaned over the steering wheel, toothpick dangling from his lip as he studied the map they’d sketched on a takeout napkin. “So you’re sure the bouncy castle hides the back door?” Molly asked, unfolding the flyer. “Because if the parents are still out front snapping pictures, we’re toast before we touch the first gift bag.” Bill tapped the napkin. “Fifty kids jazzed on sugar, one exhausted clown, zero security besides Grandma in the recliner. The back door’s our golden goose. You grab the loot, I haul it. We’re outside before anyone wonders why the magician’s rabbit looks suspiciously like a getaway driver.” Molly snorted. “You’re forgetting the parents stagger out for cake at two-thirty on the dot. That’s our window. We slip in dressed as ‘assistant birthday helpers,’ load the loot into the empty clown car, then peel out looking festive.” “Festive,” Bill echoed, “like two clowns who suddenly decided the job was beneath them. I like it. But we need a distraction. Maybe you fake a lost earring under the bouncy castle and I pull the emergency cord while everyone’s staring.” Molly folded the flyer into a tiny square. “You pull that cord and fifty toddlers will stampede us like it’s Black Friday. Better idea: you pretend to be the lost balloon guy. Kids follow shiny things. While they’re shouting about helium, I sweep the present table straight into the sacks we hid in the fake cake box.” Bill drummed his fingers on the wheel. “And the cake box fits in the van how, exactly?” “Same way the presents do—carefully, and with zero regard for frosting. You load, I count. We want at least thirty good ones, nothing with training wheels or yo-yos. Electronics, gift cards, cash envelopes, you know the drill.” “I know the drill,” Bill said, “but I also know six-year-olds scream when their loot disappears. We need a backup plan for the tantrum squad.” Molly smiled. “That’s why we plant a decoy box full of socks and dollar-store puzzles under the table beforehand. When the screaming starts, we point at Grandma’s ‘generous’ alternative gifts and keep moving. Kids quiet down, we vanish.” Bill nodded slowly. “Socks instead of iPads. Cruel, but efficient. Remind me never to let you near my Christmas shopping.” “Focus,” Molly said. “We go in at thirteen-fifty, out by fourteen-ten. The party clown’s booked until three; he won’t notice his spare costume’s missing until we’re halfway to the pawn shop with six PlayStations and a Barbie Dreamhouse. Any questions?” Bill checked his cheap watch. “Just one. What happens if Grandma wakes up and decides the balloon guy looks familiar from last week’s convenience-store tape?” Molly shrugged. “Then we sell her our story about community-service hours and hope she likes balloons more than she likes cops. Worst case, we drop the act and run. Van’s fast, and I’ve never lost a foot race to orthopedic sneakers.” Bill started the engine. The napkin map fluttered on the dash. Molly tucked it into her pocket like a treasure map that actually led somewhere. “Ready when you are, partner,” Bill said. Molly grinned. “Then let’s go steal some childhood memories.”