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Molly adjusted the oversized velvet bow pinning her wig in place and glared at Bill, who was currently wrestling with a pair of glittery fairy wings that refused to slide over his leather tactical jacket. Why are you wearing those again, Bill? They are literal razor wire. They complete the disguise, Molly. I am a woodland sprite. It is tactical. You look like a drunk moth. Keep the wings folded. We need to be invisible, not a sensory overload. The target is the presents. Focus. Are the thermal goggles calibrated for cupcakes? Forget the cupcakes. I am worried about the inflatable bouncy castle. It is a security nightmare. It has blind spots, Molly. Infinite, bouncy, kid-filled blind spots. We are not raiding a fortress, we are crashing a six-year-olds birthday party. The biggest threat is a hyperactive toddler named Jaxson with a sugar crash. Did you bring the sedative-laced juice boxes? They are in the gift-wrapped cooler. I also swapped their party favors for hollow shells. It is professional. Professional? You are stealing juice boxes from a child named Jaxson. Have some dignity. Where is the getaway vehicle? Parked behind the petting zoo. Nobody looks behind a depressed llama. Perfect. Now, remember, the presents are gathered near the oversized throne. You provide the distraction. Make a scene. Knock over the craft table. I have a better idea. I will pretend to be the hired entertainment. I know three card tricks and I can juggle staplers. If you juggle staplers at a children's party, you will end up in prison, not with the haul. Just perform a clumsy skit. Trip over the presents. Create a funnel of chaos. When the parents rush to soothe the weeping children, I swipe the pile and shove them into the gift bags. What if there is a gatekeeper? A grandmother with a hawk-like gaze and too much perfume? The grandmother is my primary concern. She has been watching the pile since noon. I need you to offer her a very long, very boring story about local zoning laws. I hate zoning laws. You are a thief, Bill. You hate honesty. Zoning laws are just fiction with citations. Can you handle it? I can handle it. What about the loot? How do we get it past the security guard? There is no security guard, Bill. It is a cul-de-sac in suburbia. The guard is a golden retriever named Buster. I love dogs. I will bribe him with the leftover juice boxes. Just do not get distracted by the dog. We are there for the haul. If I catch you petting him while I am dragging thirty pounds of Lego sets through the hydrangeas, I am leaving you behind. You would not. We are partners. I am a partner with a plan. You are a partner with fairy wings. Move. The cake is coming out. This is the moment. Act natural, you woodland catastrophe.