Run: 2026-05-10-01KR8YRQSMYB0EPZGR0ZE4J1G7

"The bounce house is the blind spot, Bill." "Why the bounce house?" "Because parents hate the bounce house. They stand ten feet away, staring at their phones, praying for the cake to be served." "I can't fit in a giant inflatable castle, Molly. I’m a broad man." "Wear the tutu. It distracts them." "The tutu?" "Yes, the pink one. You'll blend in with the chaos. I’ll handle the gift table while you act as the getaway driver for the toy wagon." "Is the wagon reinforced?" "Steel axles. We can haul forty Lego sets and a motorized pony without snapping the frame." "What about the clowns?" "Ignore the clowns. They're freelancers; they don't care about the loot as long as they get paid." "And the sugar-high toddlers?" "That's the tactical advantage. Once the cupcakes hit, they'll create a perimeter of screaming anarchy. We slip in, bag the presents, and vanish before the piñata bursts." "Do we get cake?" "Focus, Bill." "I just think it's a waste of a good party." "Tutu. Now." "Fine. But I'm keeping the pony."