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"I’m telling you, Bill, the perimeter is a nightmare. There are balloons. Everywhere." "Balloons are not security measures, Molly. They are latex bubbles. Just walk around them." "It’s the psychological warfare of it all! The bright colors, the screaming toddlers, the sheer chaos of a sugar high. It’s a tactical minefield." "We are stealing wrapped boxes of Legos and remote-control cars, not the Crown Jewels. Calm down." "Precision is key! Now, look at the blueprint. The cake table is the focal point. The presents are clustered in the north quadrant, right next to the bouncy castle." "Why are we avoiding the bouncy castle? It looks like a great vantage point." "Because you weigh two hundred pounds, Bill. If you hit that nylon floor, you’ll create a seismic event that will alert every parent within a three-block radius." "I have a light step. I’m practically a ballerina." "You tripped over a curb yesterday while standing still." "That curb was aggressively placed. Now, what’s the distraction?" "I’ve already handled it. I’ve leaked a rumor to the kids that there’s a hidden treasure map under the punch bowl. While the hoard of seven-year-olds is fighting over a piece of soggy cardboard, we move in." "And the getaway?" "The ice cream truck is parked at the curb. I’ve bribed the driver with twenty bucks to keep the engine running and the jingle playing. It provides perfect sonic cover for our retreat." "Wait, is the jingle that annoying 'Pop Goes the Weasel' loop?" "Yes. It’s hypnotic. It’ll lull the adults into a state of mild irritation and mental numbness." "Genius. Now, about the disguises. Please tell me we aren't wearing those oversized clown shoes again." "They provide excellent traction on hardwood floors, Bill." "I look like a neon banana. I can’t be stealthy in neon bananas." "You’ll blend right in! Who suspects a clown at a child's party? It’s the perfect camouflage." "I feel like the crime is too small for this much planning. Why aren't we hitting a bank?" "Because banks have lasers and silent alarms. Children's parties have juice boxes and nap time. It’s low-risk, high-plastic-brick reward." "Fair point. Do I get a balloon animal?" "Focus, Bill! Now, on my signal, we deploy. And for the love of god, do not eat any of the finger sandwiches. They look like they’re made of cardboard and sadness." "I make no promises. I’m a stress-eater." "Just grab the bags and run. If a kid asks for a balloon, tell them you're the official Gift Relocation Specialist." "I'm going to be the best damn banana this party has ever seen."