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Molly spread the blueprint across the sticky kitchen table, squinting through a magnifying glass at a drawing of a bouncy castle. "This is the target, Bill. The Miller residence. Saturday, two o'clock. The Great Birthday Extravaganza of Timmy Miller." "A children's party?" Bill asked, leaning back until his chair groaned in protest. "Molly, we are professional infiltrators. We do high-stakes gallery heists. We do museum vaults. We do not do juice boxes and finger painting." "It is the perfect cover," Molly hissed. "Nobody suspects the two adults in clown costumes lurking near the gift table. We blend in. We blend in, and then we blend out with three crates of Lego sets and high-end remote-controlled drones." "I am not wearing a wig, Molly. I have a reputation." "You will wear the wig, Bill. You are being 'Boffo the Birthday Clown.' I am 'Giggles the Party Guide.' It is foolproof." "What if a child asks me to make a balloon animal?" Bill demanded, his voice rising an octave. "I don't know how to make a poodle! I can barely make a knot!" "Then make a balloon stick! Or a balloon sphere! Just don't blow our cover by being incompetent." "And the presents? Are we talking serious loot or just action figures and sticky stickers?" Molly tapped the blueprint aggressively. "The Miller family is old money, Bill. They don't buy off-brand cereal. They buy limited edition Star Wars sets and tablets. The gift table is a gold mine." "What about the parents? The 'Gatekeepers'?" "They will be distracted by the chaos of thirty screaming toddlers and a professional magician who is clearly a fraud. That is our window." "And if a kid tries to hug me? I have a very specific personal space requirement." "You will endure the hugs for the sake of the heist. Think of the payout." "Is it worth the humiliation? I can see it now. A five-year-old wiping chocolate frosting on my jumpsuit." "It is worth every smear of frosting. We go in, we secure the goods, we exit via the garden gate before the cake is even cut." "Can I at least have a real gun?" "No. You get a bubble wand and a squeaky hammer." "A squeaky hammer? That is an insult to my craft." "It is a tool of the trade, Bill! Now, practice your clown face in the mirror. You need more existential dread in your eyes." "I think my natural expression covers that," Bill muttered, staring gloomily at the blueprint. "Good. Now, let's talk about the getaway vehicle. I was thinking a decorated tricycle, but we might need to scale up to a motorized wagon." "I hate you," Bill said. "You'll love the profit margins," Molly replied.