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Molly sipped her coffee while leaning over the kitchen table, eyes narrowing at the map of colorful gift bags spread across the butcher paper. Bill hovered beside her, tugging at the cuff of his black jumpsuit. “So you’re really saying we just walk inside with party hats on and fill a sack?” he asked. Molly nodded. “The parents leave the good stuff on that side table by the slide. We wait until the magician finishes his routine, then the big magician reveal distracts everybody. We grab and go.” Bill scratched his chin. “What about the clown? Clowns are suspicious of everything. One false squeak of those shoes and—” “A clown won’t notice us,” Molly interrupted. She tapped the paper. “Look, the balloons block the camera over the dessert counter. We slide behind them, slide out through the side kitchen door. Clean as a whistle.” Bill flicked a sugar packet. “A whistle gets caught in the net of party games. There’s a sack race at three. Someone trips, we’re public enemy number one.” “Then we bring extra rope,” Molly said flatly. “If a kid trips, we help them up. We look like helpful aunts and uncles instead of burglars.” Bill huffed a laugh. “Aunts and uncles don’t usually carry crowbars.” Molly smiled, the kind that meant trouble was a friend. “Disguised as balloon pumps. Nobody questions an adult carrying inflatable weapons.” The pair fell silent for a moment, only the refrigerator humming between them. Bill drummed his fingers against the edge of the table, mapping out the layout again. “What about the parents packing leftovers?” he asked. “That blonde mom with the yoga mat luggage always forgets her purse on the dining room chair.” Molly tilted her head, lips moving as if counting exits. “Take the leftovers too. We sell the cake on the dark web as ‘artisanal’ leftovers. Cake sells.” Bill grinned. “We’re career criminals reduced to cake arbitrage.” “Career criminals or not, we’re professionals,” she answered. “Professional enough to know the magician’s rabbit cage is where they stash the expensive wrapping paper. Paper is cash. We fold it, we hide it, we fold it again.” Bill laughed through his nose. “And when the rabbit escapes?” Molly shrugged. “We leave it a decoy carrot and keep moving. Every second counts between the pinata and the gift opening.” Bill paused, then his voice dropped a half-octave. “What if the kids recognize us next door from last summer’s barbecue? You promised them a water-gun fight that never happened.” Molly flipped the map over, revealing her contingency list. “Then we blame the magician. Says he’s the one who cancels plans. Kids trust a guy with doves more than two adults in black clothes.” Bill studied the list like it was treasure. “You’ve thought of everything. Exits, payoffs, even the rabbit.” Molly lifted her cup again. “I also thought about the piñata candy spilling everywhere. If the stick swings wide and beans you, grab the loot and run while everyone laughs. Nothing looks more innocent than adults fleeing a candy avalanche.” Bill nodded slowly, the nervous twitch in his eye easing into something steadier. “All right, Molly. Let me ask one final question before we roll.” “Shoot.” Bill smiled crooked. “Do we still tip the magician after we steal everything else, or is that old-fashioned?” Molly clinked her cup against his. “We tip generously, Bill. Generous crooks always get invited back.”