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"The balloons are the primary obstacle, Bill." "Balloons? They're rubber bags of air, Molly. Just pop them and move on." "You don't understand the acoustics of a bouncy castle. One pop and it's like a gunshot in a cathedral. The children will scream, the parents will panic, and suddenly we're surrounded by thirty toddlers in dinosaur costumes. It's a tactical nightmare." "I've got the stealth-grade scissors. I'll snip the ribbons. We glide in, grab the pile, and glide out." "Glide? You're wearing a tuxedo and carrying a bag of loot. You'll look like a very suspicious butler who's stealing Christmas in July." "It’s a themed party, Molly. I'm blending in. I'll just tell them I'm the entertainment. 'Hello children, I am the Magic Magician! Now watch as I make these LEGO sets disappear!'" "You can't even do a coin trick without dropping the coin, Bill." "That's part of the comedy! Now, talk to me about the cake. Is it a distraction or a barrier?" "It's a three-tier fondant monstrosity guarding the gift table. We have to navigate the perimeter without tripping the juice-box perimeter." "The what?" "The juice boxes. They've spilled everywhere. It's a slip-and-slide of apple juice. One wrong step and you're sliding face-first into a pile of wrapping paper." "I'll wear grip-socks. I've got a pair with little rubber paws on the bottom." "You're planning a high-stakes heist in paw-socks?" "They provide excellent traction on linoleum, Molly. Don't judge my gear." "Fine. But what about the birthday boy? He’s six. He’s a wildcard. He’s got a sugar rush and a plastic sword. He's basically a tiny, chaotic mercenary." "I'll distract him with a shiny object. Or a lollipop. Everyone loves a lollipop." "We are stealing forty-two presents, Bill. Including the giant oversized teddy bear. How are you planning to 'glide' out of a house with a six-foot plush bear under your arm while wearing paw-socks?" "I'll tell them the bear is going to a special magic school for bears." "You are the worst professional I've ever worked with." "And yet, you're the one who suggested we target a five-year-old's birthday party for the 'low security' risk." "It is low security! The adults are all distracted by the artisanal cheese platter. It's the perfect crime." "Right. Now, do I look like a magician or a waiter?" "You look like a man who's about to be tackled by a group of kindergartners. Now put on the cape and let's go."