Run: 2026-05-10-01KR9084GJT9Q5EV65RFG8K6AH

"Well this plan's a bloody stitch-up, Bill," she said, waving a crumpled map of the party venue. "It ain't a stitch-up, it's brilliant," he shot back, pointing at a balloon-shaped doodle he'd drawn. "The clowns are bringing the gifts through the side door, right? We hit 'em while everyone's screaming at the magician." "Brilliant? Half the kids'll still be there, tearing wrapping paper like locusts. We need a distraction bigger than your last job." "Which is why I nicked the bouncy castle remote. Inflate it to bursting point, kids swarm, adults panic, gifts unguarded. Easy pickings." "Easy? What if some toddler's got super-glue hands and won't let go of his scooter?" "Then we offer him choc buttons. Bribery works on everyone under five." "Until his mum clocks us swiping the good stuff. I'm not facing a nursery riot over Lego sets." "They're worth a fortune on the quiet market, Molly. One good score, and we retire to that alpaca farm you've always talked about." "Alpacas? While dodging five-year-olds armed with sticky fingers and half-eaten cake?"