Run: 2026-05-10-01KR90A8PQPRS0DG6TDWF8DD4B

We are stealing toys, Bill. Why am I wearing a tuxedo? Because it is a high-stakes birthday bash, Molly. There will be balloon animals and a clown with a vendetta. I do not care about the clown. Just unlock the gate. It is a child-proof latch, which is surprisingly robust. Use the lockpick, you oaf. I am trying, but the glitter is jamming the mechanism. Focus. What is the target? A giant stack of designer legos and an ergonomic tablet. And the toddler? He will be distracted by the bounce house. What if he sees us? I have a pocketful of sugar-free gummy bears. That is cruel. That is tactical, Molly. Fine. Are we inside? Almost. Stop breathing so loudly. I am nervous. You are robbing a six-year-old. It is dignified work. If we get caught, I am telling them you are my eccentric uncle. Agreed, as long as I get to keep the tablet. Just get the gifts, Bill. Check the perimeter. Coast is clear. The cake is unattended. Forget the cake. Grab the loot and move. Did you hear a squeak? Only my knees. Let us go.