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Molly checked her watch. "Ready, Bill?" "Do I really have to wear the clown suit, Molly?" "Yes. It's the perfect cover." "I'm a professional getaway driver, not a balloon animal specialist." "Just hold the bag and look whimsical." "Whimsical? I look like a neon nightmare." "Quiet. The target is the living room. Three-year-olds. High chaos, low security." "What about the parents?" "They'll be distracted by the cake. Once the sugar rush hits and the screaming starts, we strike." "And the presents?" "Piled by the sofa. We scoop, we sprint, we vanish." "What if a kid grabs my leg? They're like little piranhas." "Kick them. Gently." "Gently?" "We're thieves, Bill, not monsters." "Right. Do I still get a cut of the LEGO sets? Specifically the Star Wars ones?" "If you don't pop a balloon with your nose, yes." "My nose is sensitive to latex." "Tough. Now, do you have the diversion?" "A bag of glitter and a very loud whistle." "Perfect. On my signal, you create the glitter-storm." "I feel dirty doing this." "You're wearing a polka-dot jumpsuit. You're already dirty." "Do we have a backup plan?" "Yes. We run." "Get in the car, Bozo."