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"Molly, we hit the Riley bash at seven, their son’s turning eight and the loot’ll be stacked to the ceiling.” “Bill, we can’t just waltz in—kids’ll scream the second they spot us grabbing Pokémon boxes.” “Relax, we sling on those dinosaur suits in the van. We blend right in with the reptile theme. Parents sip margaritas; we pilfer.” “Margaritas, sure, but the loot’s guarded by every soccer mom clutching Tupperware. You think a tyrannosaurus tail hides sixty gift bags?” “Sixty? We’ll be rich on Lego alone. I grab the haul, you flash that ‘lost balloon’ excuse and keep the brats singing karaoke.” “Lost balloon? Brilliant until Timothy’s dad tackles the green dinosaur rummaging through the goodie corner.” “Fine, plan B: you spike the punch with sparkly vitamins, everyone crashes by eight-fifteen. I load the sled.” “I’m not wearing the sled again; my back still hates me from the PTA raffle heist.” “Wear the antlers instead, grandma—antlers scream festive thief. We’ll be out before the magic show ends.” “Magic show? You mean the clown who’s really undercover security? One balloon animal and we’re toast.” “Shut your piehole; we split the haul fifty-fifty, minus my tail rental fee. Deal?” “Deal, but next time we pick grandparents’ parties—less screaming and way better watches.”