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Molly crouched behind the decorative topiary, her eyes fixed on the suburban sprawl of a backyard transformed into a neon nightmare of inflatable castles and screaming toddlers. The air hung thick with the cloying, sugary scent of cheap frosting and desperation. Beside her, Bill adjusted his neon clown wig, his movements jerky and filled with the nervous energy of a man who realized too late that donning oversized polka-dotted shoes made tactical infiltration exceptionally difficult. They were here for the loot. According to their intel, the birthday boy had received an original 1984 prototype action figure, a collector's item worth enough to fund their retirement in a country without extradition treaties. Bill nudged her shoulder, his nose squeaking against his cheek. Do you think they suspect? Molly rolled her eyes, checking the structural integrity of the fence. They are five years old, Bill. They suspect the punch is laced with beet juice. Behind the folding table, a mountain of glitter-covered boxes sat unguarded. The clowns were currently occupied with a balloon animal massacre. Molly signaled the countdown. We strike when the cake hits the table. Bill nodded, licking his fingers in anticipation. Let us bag the haul. They surged forward as the sugar-fueled chaos reached its apex.